Product Description:
Celebrate wit and humor with this hilariously bold tee! The "Here’s to Nipples—Without Them, Titties Would Be Pointless" shirt is the perfect blend of cheekiness and cleverness, guaranteed to spark smiles and laughs wherever you go.

Soft & Comfortable: Made from premium-quality cotton for a cozy and breathable fit.
Eye-Catching Design: Crisp, high-quality print that stays vibrant wash after wash.
Unisex Fit: Available in a range of sizes, so everyone can join the fun.
Whether you’re rocking it at a party, giving it as a gag gift, or just wearing it to make a bold statement, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter.

Show off your sense of humor—order yours today and wear it loud and proud!

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!